You Know You’ve Had Too Much Caffeine When…

My Dad is home and is doing well. The Dr's won't let him play golf for two weeks and he will have to keep an eye on things from now on but aside from that he is fine for now. Thank God. As I sat here drinking my coffee ( need that morning caffeine ) I read the news on my Bloglines. I came across this, it's kinda funny and I wanted to share it. John


You Know You’ve Had Too Much Caffeine When…

You might be a caffeine addict if:
Your web page has the Mountain Dew color scheme.
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You know from experience caffeine tablets don’t dissolve in cola.
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You see nothing wrong with using water joe to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house.
You suck on a used coffee filter and grounds whenever the can runs out of coffee.
You have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.
A cup of coffee before bed doesn’t keep you from falling asleep anymore.
You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug.
You’ve ever used the airplane’s call button just to get a coffee refill.
You dip espresso beans.
You slip into a coma if you drink decaf by accident.
You’ve given up sex, TV, and all forms of meat for Lent before, but STILL can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You go to the doctor because you’re afraid there might be blood in your Mountain Dew stream.
You can name the five flavors of JOLT.
You need a caffeinated beverage after lunch to avoid being cranky all afternoon.
You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
You have a website about caffeine.