The True Batman Revealed.
Rooters Top Stories
Much to the horror of Navy Seabee Veterans
everywhere, the true identity of the original Batman
has been revealed.
He was a Batbee. Yes, a Batbee.
Files recently released from the Pentagon by an
unknown source sent top brass officials scrambling to
suppress the information. Much of the information
has been quashed, however some photographs were
quickly downloaded and are making the rounds of the
internet. A Pentagon spokesperson told reporters that
most of the information in the files has been retrieved
and the person or persons responsible for the leak have
not yet been identified.
The only information gleaned is that "Batman" the 1960's TV show was based on some of the Seabee's secret "Batbee" missions. All that is known is that "Batbee" trained and lived on board a fast attack submarine which was said to have surfaced at night to release "Batbee" for his secret recon missions. Bats are well known for their radar capabilities and Bees are known for doing secret food dances that only other Bees of that specific hive understand. It can only be assumed that the traits of the two would understandably be a boon for the military. All that remains of these files are the pictures below which clearly show a Seabee cap on the said "Batbee." It has been ascertained that the photographs are original and one can only speculate as to what "Batbee" did until more information is available. Be advised that some of the photographic content may frighten some adults that grew up with "Batman" the TV series. We would advise them to seek professional help if the photographs overwhelm them.
My wife had fun with Microsoft PhotoDraw.
This post is for Cookie, if you want to read his blog go here. :)
3 comments:
It has been learned that the cat in the 4th picture down was bombed by Batbee that is why said kitty does not appear in any other pictures.
I don't understand the cat thing cause I really like pussies....
....and there will be payback...bet the farm on it....
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